Got Dandruff! Some of it itches!


My children have become the Curse Police. My fine is a slap on the hand. I'd like to say, for the record: Big Fucking Deal, Ladies.

I don't want to upset them, but I can't help it sometimes. Often, I swear just to bug them. When Kierstin says, "MOM! You said the A-word!" my response is nearly always, "You mean ASS!!?", which irritates her. Heh.

I'm way to immature to be anyone's mother.

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