No, I am not winking at you...

It's a twitch. Seriously.

It's been happening all day today, and yesterday. It feels like the entire area below my left eye is attempting to exit, stage left, from my face. Repeatedly. And quickly.

I was kind of hoping that it wasn't too noticeable, but when your coworker asks you "What the heck is happening with your eye?" (and making this face) I think it's safe to assume it's not going unnoticed.

And though I had absolutely no idea until just now, there's actually a name for my condition (besides "Stressed Out To The Point of Homicide" or "Exhausted Beyond Recognition", of course). Fortunately, the prognosis is good, and this procedure will not become part of my daily routine.

Apparently, I need more sleep.